spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

(via pantiesexual)

in all honesty the perfect scenario to me would be to live in a cute little house on the beach, be a rad mom and smoke weed in the sand yard with my husband and have a job that I love and is this too much to ask.

bl-ossomed:

The fact that people are saying that ios8 is going to destroy relationships is disgusting. You shouldn’t even be in a relationship if you’re going to cheat, your relationship deserves to be ruined.