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merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

  • little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
  • sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
  • the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
  • sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
  • snow is pretty (´・ω・`)
  • no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
  • it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
  • everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

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sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

(Source: chimichangass, via cumfort)

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assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

(Source: lavish, via ive-missed-you-quite-terribly)

holy shit I love hickeys 😍

have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

(Source: coastlineteens, via confirmance)

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cliffordsftw:

"MOAN FOR ME LUKE"

snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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(Source: snorlaxatives, via dont-tell-me-what-to-post)

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

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